Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman
were having coffee in St. Peters Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was
sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, I have a daughter
When she walks into a room, people say,