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That's why I always spread wheel bearing grease on my porch before I beat the missus. You try and kick my door in your going down.

Years ago there was a childrens show called teletubies or something, with these homosexual stuffed animals, and one of them used to hug the TV. Several children were injured by doing the same thing. I think one kid was killed.

We had a cop in my town back in the 80's that lost his mind. I think they finaly got rid of him when they caught him driving around in his patrol car shirtless wearing ammunition bandoliers around his chest. LOL.

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I can honestly say this, I finaly agree with President Obama on something. Yes indeed, if he had a son he would be just like Trevon Martin.

Them tat's scare the living shit out of me. I serpantined my way into the linen closet (my secret hiding spot) when I saw that pic.

These two photo's have been circulating. Don't know if they are real. The media suppposedly keeps showing the picture of when he was twelve, not the 17 year old one with the tats. Could just be a bunch of internet bupkus.

If I had a son, it would look like Trevom Martin. Didn't our President make that statement. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong.

They have feelings too. Don't pick on them.

Let's please not bash the policemen gentlemen. Thank You. Thank You Very Much.

You should have spent the extra 8 bucks and got the one with the drink holders

Anybody ever get a paper cut on their pee hole???

Too much Gabagoo. Damn shame RIP.

Duct tape a popsickle stick to it's dick and nurse it back to health. The stick puts it in traction. Probably only take 6 to 8 weeks to heal.

I set a shooting range on fire down there in Florida many years ago. Tracer rounds, overhanging range grass and a slow constant breeze made for an exciting afternoon. I don't know what the hell they were thinking with bringing in 5 fire trucks when they only needed 3. Talk about overkill.

Have them fill this out.

GP 100 and an SKS. The SKS is for smell purposes. Old rifles smell nice.

They're also going to show them how to do their nails properly, roll a joint and unwrap a protein bar without having all the nuts fall to the ground.

If you enjoy donuts today has been set aside for you. Celebrate and enjoy as I have.

Giant asteroid.

Bicycle seats and plastic resin patio furniture cause cancer. I'd rather walk.

You get what comes out. No special orders.

I eat rocks and shit gun powder.

he he he.............