Displaced Texan

Capt. Kangaroo. He wasn’t full of shit, either.

Assault goat?

Yard goats require protection from coyotes and bobcats, and I’m not out there every day.

I still have to cut grass at the ranch. But I don’t fertilize the yard there

Thank goodness I don’t have to do that shit anymore.

This is the way.

I wasn’t setting the bar very high to start with…

Her, Hank Johnson, Kory Bush, and Maxine Waters are the stupidest fuckers in govt. Scary.

Texas is similar. I bought a handgun before I got my LTC and one right after. A LTC holder does not have to do the NICS check… The time difference between the two transactions was about 30 seconds… As @mustang69pointed out, it takes longer in NJ because they want it to. Defacto waiting period..

I did not know this. I never saw Shiner at my local liquor store when I lived there. All those years of missing out on the beer of the Gods.

Oh???!!! I don’t think we export it to Yankees, but I’ll smuggle some up to you next time I come to NJ.

Only in the finer trailer parks in Texas…