Handyman

Looks like the frogs are finally jumping out of the boiling pot.

Don't stay still in one place too long in San Fran or someone will drop a deuce on you.

I wonder who the DOJ will focus all their investigations on?

At least his death won't serve as an obstacle to him continuing to vote democrat.

Too soon. RIP, Jimmy; have a Margarita in heaven for me.

I call BS. It's not due to theft, it's an excuse for mismanagement.

Fair enough, but it's not my little winkie you need to be concerned about when you break in my house.

If that was a black woman climbing through the window of the federal courthouse in Seattle and got shot, what would the media be saying right now?

Have you seen the new Danish children's TV show about the man with a huge prehensile pecker?

I'd make sure you know in detail all the ins and outs of the relationship so you don't become the inspiration for the next round of John Wick movies.

Make sure the current owners aren't paying protection money to the Russian mafia. And when you hire a few slobs to run the pumps, remember NJ's skyrocketing minimum wage.

This'll be news to my doctor. He thinks I'm a fat slob.

More like "A-hole."

Seriously. 90% of the gun violence in NJ is probably localized to a few communities (specially, democrat run urban cesspits). The people committing 99% of gun violence are people with long criminal histories involved in gangs and-or the drug trade. For this, the state chooses to restrict the civil rights of law abiding citizens. Makes you wonder why bother to be law abiding at times.

As long as I could watch, I'd be ok with that.