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Handyman

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  1. If that was a black woman climbing through the window of the federal courthouse in Seattle and got shot, what would the media be saying right now?
  2. Have you seen the new Danish children's TV show about the man with a huge prehensile pecker?
  3. I'd make sure you know in detail all the ins and outs of the relationship so you don't become the inspiration for the next round of John Wick movies.
  4. Make sure the current owners aren't paying protection money to the Russian mafia. And when you hire a few slobs to run the pumps, remember NJ's skyrocketing minimum wage.
  5. This'll be news to my doctor. He thinks I'm a fat slob.
  6. Seriously. 90% of the gun violence in NJ is probably localized to a few communities (specially, democrat run urban cesspits). The people committing 99% of gun violence are people with long criminal histories involved in gangs and-or the drug trade. For this, the state chooses to restrict the civil rights of law abiding citizens. Makes you wonder why bother to be law abiding at times.
  7. Sounds like it would be more effective to ban urban shite-holes.
  8. Screw you! Just kidding - Happy New Year, everyone!!!
  9. I never even partied like it was 1999. That's cause the panic then was Y2K was supposed to make all the electricity shut off.
  10. That's probably to try to get the muzzies to stop throwing gay guys off the roof.
  11. Sounds like you just weren't going fast enough.
  12. I'm wondering if I could plausibly apply this to a former mother in law and blame spontaneous human combustion.
  13. No way dude. TB loves oxygen. You gotta smoke them out of there!
  14. I was thinking maybe it could clean out the gutters for me.
  15. Put this near the top of the "what could possibly go wrong?" list.
  16. I have minor sympathy, because their parents and the school system didn't teach them how to manage their affairs worth a damn. I'd bet of the 82%, 90% of them wouldn't have an extra $500 even without the covid.
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