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Handyman

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  1. No way dude. TB loves oxygen. You gotta smoke them out of there!
  2. I was thinking maybe it could clean out the gutters for me.
  3. Put this near the top of the "what could possibly go wrong?" list.
  4. I have minor sympathy, because their parents and the school system didn't teach them how to manage their affairs worth a damn. I'd bet of the 82%, 90% of them wouldn't have an extra $500 even without the covid.
  5. Sheesh, and he was a white-shirt too. They are usually good for nothing.
  6. Aw Bob, the whole world is falling apart. Let people have some fun. I'm 80% online purchases, mostly Bud's.
  7. If the charlies want to have a look at my tallywacker, well, they can have at it.
  8. Wouldn't you need a 20222 sticker if you are getting inspected now?
  9. NJ's in such a financial hole, they probably just won't issue 2023 and start writing tickets.
  10. Looks like the turnpike at 4:30pm.
  11. This guy had huge brass balls. RIP.
  12. That's a real thing? I always thought that was a movie prop. Son of a bastage!
  13. Dammit! @AVB-AMG, the Christmas gift I got for you was on that ship. Better luck next year.
  14. Sounds like you now need to buy twice as many guns to stock up the new place.
  15. What part don't you like? The simulated bones, or the simulated meat?
  16. Things look like they are made by Fisher Price. The first time you shoot it, bring a friend and let them go first. If it doesn't blow up, you are good to go.
  17. Nothing ever is. As Robert Frost said, Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. Sorry. Now that the Zeeker doesn't come around, I feel the need to take his place as the forum philosopher.
  18. Last I looked, political beliefs was not a "protected class." You can freely discriminate against lefties.
  19. First obvious flaw in that thinking is that the good Lord gave us two hands.
  20. Probably used a Glock instead of a Beretta.
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