Explain this........

[xXxplosive 824]

https://naijatell.com/33434/chinese-authorities-seize-over-7200-human-penises-on-a-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/

 

 

Chinese authorities seize over 7,200 human penises on a cargo ship from Nigeria

On Mar 19, 2021

 

Chinese customs officers have made the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history this morning, a total of 7221 penises of African origin hidden in a refrigerated freight container.

Acting on information from an anonymous informer, Chinese officers found the organs in 36 boxes labelled as plantains (cooking bananas) inside a refrigerated container on a ship harboured in the Shanghai Port.

 

Chinese General Administration of Customs spokesman, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

 

Mr. Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

 

Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

 

The Chinese General Administration of Customs says similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.

 

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market,  and its total value was more than $1.15 billion.

 

The ship’s crew, four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese are being detained for interrogation, but no charges have yet been filed against

[Scorpio64 5,154]

[CMJeepster 2,778]

Was the shipped named, "Well Hung?"

[siderman 1,137]

$1.15 BILLION???  

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

I guess the generally undersized Chinese men no longer meet the needs of their Chinese women!

Given that the shipment originated from the Dark Continent (oh, is that racist these days?) remember what they say:

ONCE YOU TRY BLACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK.

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

[1LtCAP 4,263]

 

[EdF 323]

Long story but it comes down to satire . . . 

[Scorpio64 5,154]

1 hour ago, EdF said:

Long story but it comes down to satire . . . 

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[silverado427 10,716]

I'm pretty sure the people who lost their junk did not do so voluntary.  

[Grapeshot 301]

4 hours ago, xXxplosive said:

“specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market

This shoulda been your first clue..

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

40 minutes ago, Grapeshot said:

  4 hours ago, xXxplosive said:

“specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market

That's an awful lot of money for a limp dildo, no matter how long and/or fat it is.

[Bomber 1,091]

4 hours ago, njJoniGuy said:

remember what they say:

ONCE YOU TRY BLACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK.

Thats because no one wants them back..

[JohnnyB 4,325]

https://youtu.be/Ap51Pie3PDc

Can We Please Call It A Tallywhacker?

 

[gleninjersey 2,141]

Obviously it's liberal men castrating themselves to help stop rape.  It's the kind of logic they use.  
 

[45Doll 5,877]

When you read this, insert the appropriate accents where necessary. One of the best 'Jewish' jokes I ever heard, told by a Jewish friend.

A young Jewish virgin get's married, and before she leaves for the honeymoon her mother takes her aside and asks her to 'please let me know how it goes'. Wink, wink.

A couple days later postcards start arriving from the various honeymoon destinations. But there's only two words on them: "Such happiness!"  Day after day, that's all the mother hears for two weeks.

Finally the daughter comes home beaming all smiles and the mother finally gets to ask "I wanted to know how you were doing, but why did you keep writing just 'Such happiness'?"

Looking very surprised, the daughter replies "Such happiness??? That was such a penis!"