wifey okee dokee

[siderman 1,137]

Just sent my wife a little email and pic on a rifle I was looking at, half joking, and and her response- "Ok but this is it!!!!!". Looks like a blank check to me! Now I gotta hunker down and make a decision, she'll never know the dif on whatever I get um, I mean

[vjf915 456]

So what'd you send her, and what do you plan on getting?

[PK90 3,570]

So what'd you send her, and what do you plan on getting?

 

More importantly, whateve it costs, look to buy her something three times that price.

[robot_hell 72]

Actual cost x3 or claimed cost x3?

 

Just so I know how it will work with my future wife

[PK90 3,570]

I offer 2 receipts when I sell a firearm. An actual one, and another to show the spouse.

 

 

ETA: This was a joke in case you don't get it.

[vjf915 456]

I offer 2 receipts when I sell a firearm. An actual one, and another to show the spouse.

Do you really?? Do you also have the cards charged to "Paul's auto repair"?

[MedicYeti 96]

now send her a picture of a hot chick and see what she says.

[robot_hell 72]

now send her a picture of a hot chick and see what she says.

 

That can only end well

[Wolfy 51]

A hot naked chick!

[Soju 153]

A hot naked chick!

 

It's okay if you photo shop her head on it. Or maybe just her hand, or a foot or something.

[Daedalus 19]

Uhhhh.. this could end VERY badly.

 

Whenever the S.O. says "whatever", "Do what you want", "It's up to you", "OK, but......"

 

STOP - Run, do not walk, to the nearest hidey-hole.

 

 

You may want to reconsider your options along about now

[siderman 1,137]

kinda weird(predictable?) which direction some of these posts go. I saw a Saiga for sale here and just threw it out there. Thinking AK varient is where I'm leaning.That or a Bushmaster at twice the price.Or maybe the CX4 9mm I almost had last fall to share mags with my Cougar. No wait,a Marlin 357 lever for my Ruger 357? Arsenal SLR 106fr, are they even legal here? Man, gonna have to drink on this a while.

[fliks 20]

I offer 2 receipts when I sell a firearm. An actual one, and another to show the spouse.

 

 

ETA: This was a joke in case you don't get it.

you had me all hopeful there for a second, Paul...

[e80hydro 120]

Always buy your girl something special like this whenever you buy a new gun. It will save your relationship.

[mipafox 438]

Don't buy her something 3x the cost. Now that she OK'd the gun, tell her the price is 3x the real price. Then buy her something for equal price, and buy a second gun and rub a little mud on it and throw in the back of the safe.

 

Safe organization and presentation are some of the most important marriage skills. But, take that with a grain of salt, because I just had to spell check the word "marriage" before I posted this.

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Ed, your funny

[siderman 1,137]

Ha! I think the bargaining should be the other way around, still getting over her buying a $2,000+ friggen refridgerator! Now of course I gave the Hubby okee dokee just to have that ace in my back pocket.

[Mrs.Bry@n 0]

I just make Bryan let me shoot it and it's all good! That's how I got his 220!