Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
 
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
 
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.

These guys know how to party...
 
http://www.liveleak....=3c6_1347955567

Why not an offshoot...
 
Been meaning to start thread a few days ago, after dry firing, I was trying to copy a link from youtube to chat....
 
 
You know you play too many gun games (uspsa/idpa) when you...
...double tap the Control + C twice before pasting the link.

Cross posted from the nationalmatch site
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http://www.strategyp...01123142956.asp
 
with link to their overall humor section
such as:
 
and
 
 
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