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Wise Words....
 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates .
 
~Jay Leno~
 
 
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
 
~Henry Cate, VII~
 
 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
 
~Aesop~
 
 
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
 speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
 
~Will Rogers~
 
 
Politicians are the same all over.
 They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
 
~Nikita Khrushchev~
 
 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
 beginning to believe it.
 
~Clarence Darrow~
 
 
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
 opponents will do it for you.
 
~Author unknown~
 
 
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
 go out and buy some more tunnel.
 
~John Quinton~
 
 
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
 funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
 
~Oscar Ameringer~
 
 
I offer my opponents a bargain:
 if they will stop telling lies about us,
 I will stop telling the truth about them.
 
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
 
 
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
 
~ Tex Guinan~
 
 
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
 left to the politicians.
 
~Charles de Gaulle~
 
 
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,it might be better to
 change the locks.
 
~Doug Larson~
  
 
There ought to be one day -- just one --
 when there is open season on Congressmen.
 
~Will Rogers~
  
 
*If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington, get a dog.*
 
*-* *Harry Truman -*

 

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The ” M ” (MUSLIM) word… by Jeff Foxworthy Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!

 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

 

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

 

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

 

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

 

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

 

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.  You may be a Muslim

 

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

 

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

 

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

 

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim

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