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A ‘TRUE STORY ABOUT’ General McChrystal's resignation

in Obama's office from General McChrystal's book!

NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others.

When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, General McChrystal,

was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama,

he knew things weren't going to go well

when the President accused him of not supporting him

in his political role as President.

"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President,

it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief,"

McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation,

the President made a cheap parting shot.

"I bet when I die you'll be happy to piss on my grave."

The General saluted and said,

"Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army, I’d never stand in line again.”

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7 hours ago, Lambo2936 said:

Just spit gatorade everywhere. Oh my god how did i not notice this.

I said exactly the same thing. I’ve aleays read the ‘#’ symbol as ‘pound’ but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together. 

 

Its hilarious! I wonder if the originators figured it out!!

Oh, the irony!!

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There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far.

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.
They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.

Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thought this was going to be easy... then they turned the page. On the second page was written...

 

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For 95 points: Which Tire? _________

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