Daily humor thread

[silverado427 10,680]

[silverado427 10,680]

[JMich3 152]

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

Lol. 

 

I always thought of armadillos as Mad Max versions of opossums. 

[Lakota 342]

 

[silverado427 10,680]

[silverado427 10,680]

[silverado427 10,680]

[Ray Ray 3,566]

https://m.9gag.com/gag/aVYQ14v?ref=android

 

Watch and pee your panties

[brucin 923]

2 hours ago, Ray Ray said:

https://m.9gag.com/gag/aVYQ14v?ref=android

 

Watch and pee your panties

I saw that same argument at my local 7-11.

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

[Scorpio64 5,147]

8 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

@Displaced Texan Can you please re-post this so I can like it again.

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

@Scorpio64

Bahahahahaha!! Here you go!

[Scorpio64 5,147]

[silverado427 10,680]

[silverado427 10,680]

[BobA 1,235]

18 hours ago, Ray Ray said:

https://m.9gag.com/gag/aVYQ14v?ref=android

 

Watch and pee your panties

I saw it in the NJ State House

[Sota 1,191]

On 10/21/2018 at 1:06 PM, Scorpio64 said:

I suppose "fuck you AND the horse you rode in on" applies

not even with a stolen dick.

[SmittyMHS 603]

As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world.  It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Many are inspirational to all of us seniors!

 

 

  RIGHT ON HAROLD

Harold Schlumberg is such a Person....

 

QUOTE FROM HAROLD :

"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I stay active and happy... I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer and scotch into urine. Then I take a jog out to the shed and pee on pictures of Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren & Diane Feinstein!

I do this several times - every day. I really enjoy it and get my exercise too!"

 

Harold is an inspiration to all of us old folks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[silverado427 10,680]

LMFAO 

[Zeke 5,504]

9 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

LMFAO 

Wicked cold don’t ya know.

[RecessedFilter 222]

I'm never in here but maybe it's time for a change.

 

 

[Scorpio64 5,147]

I am officially replacing my metaphor of "dropping the kids off at the pool" with "taking a negative four degree".

[JMich3 152]

https://babylonbee.com/news/caravan-of-liberal-americans-makes-way-toward-socialist-paradise-of-venezuela?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro

[45Doll 5,874]

Happy Halloween!

[PeteF 1,044]

[Lakota 342]

I needz to go get me some twix!

[MartyZ 692]

37 minutes ago, Lakota said:

I needz to go get me some twix!

i'm assuming that's the right twix, not the left.

[Lakota 342]

5 minutes ago, MartyZ said:

i'm assuming that's the right twix, not the left.

touche!

[silverado427 10,680]