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Victoria Secret Negligee
 

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
 
Funeral services for the husband will be next Monday at noon.
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ARE  California POLLS REALLY ACCURATE ?

The latest telephone poll taken   by the California Governor's   office, asked whether   people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem”

 

71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa.

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lol not sure how long this will remain before they get wise and get rid of it .. however:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005T9SK40?ref_=pfb_b3g40b754l96nb68de4n6a0l6655&tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=pfb-P11-V01-O3-ep6dc8-CZK07C&fbclid=IwAR0CynDl2YIDOzJQhF8JjiiINzkINkggUPzTIOkf06kTdzbHtSz1S7XeLwk

 

I'll paste screen shots for posterity as well :)

 

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