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A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
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8 hours ago, AVB-AMG said:
 
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Why don't you post your tax returns?  Why don't you post your grades? 

Oh thats right its nobody's business but your's,  but you think you have a right to see someone else's?

How's about you post Odumbo's grades?  Maybe his birth certificate?  (that one being an actual requirement of the office)

Oh and as to the report,  Do you understand what  "classified" means? And that releasing grand jury material is illegal?

Really seek professional help for you TDS.

 

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