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Modern Medical Miracles

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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*** TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND ***

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-may-want-to-buy-greenland-and-the-internet-says-wait-what-2019-08-15?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

Read the Twitter feed that is in this article.  It is hilarious!

 

 

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3 hours ago, oldguysrule649 said:

*** TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND ***

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-may-want-to-buy-greenland-and-the-internet-says-wait-what-2019-08-15?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

Read the Twitter feed that is in this article.  It is hilarious!

Wouldn't surprise me if The Donald wanted to buy Greenland PERSONALLY, not as a U.S. purchase of territory, as Alaska was.

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3 hours ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Hey, she let him off easy as far as I'm concerned!  :rofl: 

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

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