Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Selling my brand new, in box Browning citori CXS. 32” barrels, adjustable comb model. Absolutely beautiful wood stock. Flat Rib. Screw chokes. Gun is in perfect shape and has never been fired. I bought sight unseen, and it doesn’t fit me well. I’m going to sell instead of dealing with making changes/modifications. Includes everything as when purchased. Browning box, extra choke, stock wrench, adjustable comb wrench and accessories, etc.
Additional photos: https://imgur.com/a/fWM0qFk
MSRP is $2999
Asking $2500. Will meet in person at any NJ FFL within reasonable distance. Located in Brick, 08724. Buyer must have valid FID and will pay for transfer. Please message me with any questions, I’ll get back to you ASAP.