Daily humor thread

[silverado427 10,675]

[silverado427 10,675]

[JohnnyB 4,322]

 

55 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

THAT WAS GREAT!

[xXxplosive 823]

Whatchumeen..........

[Bklynracer 1,263]

She should get checked for the virus, lost her sense of smell.

Who's Johnson smells like a rose?

[45Doll 5,873]

[Downtownv 1,773]

13 hours ago, 45Doll said:

Foreskins would be more appropriate if they Cave to these wackos

[Zeke 5,504]

42 minutes ago, Bklynracer said:

She should get checked for the virus, lost her sense of smell.

Who's Johnson smells like a rose?

Ummm 

[JohnnyB 4,322]

I bet they go with Washington Pigskins.  It works!

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

They could become the Washington Foreskins, with Dick's as their main sponsor, they could rename Fedex!

[silverado427 10,675]

[Amazon 12]

it is recommended that you carry bear spray and wear a little bell when you're in bear country.

It is easy to tell black bear from grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop contains twigs and berries. Grizzly bear poop smells like bear spray and contains little bells.

[JohnnyB 4,322]

10 hours ago, Amazon said:

it is recommended that you carry bear spray and wear a little bell when you're in bear country.

It is easy to tell black bear from grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop contains twigs and berries. Grizzly bear poop smells like bear spray and contains little bells.

WTF?  So bear spray is not very effective and we can't carry a gun.  I guess we should stay out of bear country!

[AlDente67 563]

Hmmm....I knew I remembered her from somewhere....

 

 

[Downtownv 1,773]

[Amazon 12]

12 hours ago, JohnnyB said:

WTF?  So bear spray is not very effective and we can't carry a gun.  I guess we should stay out of bear country!

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese. 
 

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

2 hours ago, Amazon said:

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese. 
 

I once had a Bernice between me and black bear.

The way I escaped was to shoot Bernice in the kneecap and run like hell!

[Handyman 5,682]

Yup, you don't have to outrun the bear, just the people you are with.

[silverado427 10,675]

[DaddyNick 408]

On 7/18/2020 at 12:57 PM, Amazon said:

I know, right! I live in the middle of Black River wildlife management area.  Here, the state releases black bears catch on other areas. And not the most kind ones. I'm back in the food chain. The only thing between me becoming a little bell, is my rifle and my Bernese. 
 

Get your hunting license.  Lol. 

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

A good crop of truths from Patriot Post today:

 

 

 

[CMJeepster 2,777]

[fishnut 2,358]

 

[silverado427 10,675]

[silverado427 10,675]

[Downtownv 1,773]

[xXxplosive 823]

[silverado427 10,675]

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

6 hours ago, xXxplosive said:

On her way to a delivery of arkancide.

[Handyman 5,682]