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Murphy is known to patronize a Middletown restaurant.

Somebody(ies) "swat" the restaurant by calling in complaints that 50% of the walls of the restaurant aren't open and therefore they are allowing "indoor dining".

Police arrive in the middle of Murphy's meal during one of their investigations.

https://www.nj.com/news/2020/08/one-of-murphys-favorite-restaurants-accused-of-allowing-indoor-dining.html

 

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...This is the same restaurant where Murphy dined in November 2018 as a snow storm stranded motorists for hours. The Route 35 locale sits about a mile from Murphy’s home.

Harary, who reopened the restaurant earlier this week after a renovation and rebranding, says he is in compliance with the executive order that allows dining indoors when 50% of the wall space open.

But that didn’t stop the cops from showing up Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night to investigate several complaints. When they arrived Wednesday night, Murphy was dining outside on the restaurant’s patio.

Murphy, at a press conference on Friday, was asked by NJ Advance Media about the controversy at Nicholas Barrel & Roost.

He said he did not see anyone dining inside while he was there. “They’ve got those big, they’re not windows, they’re doors,” Murphy said.

“I don’t show up with a tape measure and try to figure out whether or not the guy’s got 50% of his walls open,” Murphy said. “If he doesn’t then he deserves whatever is coming his way and if he does, I wish him the best.” ...

 

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54 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

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Ok everybody, all together....

If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs down the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun. 



source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/roadrunnerlyrics.html

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