Daily humor thread

[tony357 386]

I could not find the thread already started on this subject, the search engine just is not having it.. Searched this thread by the exact name and it was on the bottom of the list ?

 

 

[AS350Driver 56]

Not sure if this was posted yet, sorry if it's a dupe.

 

[DeerSlayer 241]

 

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[JSF01 13]

^^^ ROFL That is Awesome!

[67gtonut 847]

It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at their store this weekend. When I was ready to pay for my purchase of some bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about these gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. 

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

[silverado427 10,715]

 

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[tony357 386]

video. little girl humor..

 

 

http://vitaminl.tv/video/1173

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[Back on target 0]

 

 

http://www.interestingfunfacts.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-give-a-gun-to-a-monkey-hilarious.html?h=1

 

Happy Holiday and don't hand your weapon to chimp.

 

 

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[Mr.Stu 1,918]

Reminded me of this...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol6poJ6M7MA

[wink-_-wink 1]

The day AFTER NJ gets CCW for everyone!

[Greydaddy 2]

The day AFTER NJ gets CCW for everyone!

According to the "Anti's"!

[tony357 386]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[Howard 538]

In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN!!!

Shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors.

If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules...

If not, you should get one and learn how to use it and learn the rules:

RULES:

A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B: It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length

E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes;

the response time of a .357 magnum is 1400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is:

Always win - there is no such thing as a fair fight; cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ...

You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, ‘cause it will be empty.

I: If you're in a gun fight:

If you're not shooting, you should be loading.

If you're not loading, you should be moving.

If you're not moving, you're dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something ... it may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense!

If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle

pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

M: Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.

In court, yours will be the only testimony.

N: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself

and your family.

If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson

[jm1827 284]

In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN!!!

Shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors.

If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules...

If not, you should get one and learn how to use it and learn the rules:

RULES:

A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B: It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length

E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes;

the response time of a .357 magnum is 1400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is:

Always win - there is no such thing as a fair fight; cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ...

You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, ‘cause it will be empty.

I: If you're in a gun fight:

If you're not shooting, you should be loading.

If you're not loading, you should be moving.

If you're not moving, you're dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something ... it may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense!

If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle

pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

M: Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.

In court, yours will be the only testimony.

N: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself

and your family.

If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson

I never saw this before, love it!

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[silverado427 10,715]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[louu 399]

I was at the indoor range sunday and I says to the guy next to me...

 

Dude, for your familys sake I hope a paper target never breaks into your house...

[gleninjersey 2,141]

KRDSHRK - soooo stealing the "Democrat with his hands in his own pockets!" Hilarious!

[BlueLineFish 615]

belongs in the political humor thread

[Golf battery 1,223]

Oh please just leave it be.

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[ogfarmer 138]

[silverado427 10,715]

Nice one...

[tony357 386]