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4 hours ago, DirtyDigz said:

These "biggest pile of Tannerite EVAHHHHH" yahoos are going to make tannerite illegal before I ever get to shoot all of mine off...

No shit.  I had an event recently and I will say that stuff is pretty intense.  Thankfully, we were all prepared for the result.

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                              Psychology                      

 

                              You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside

                               the cage you hang a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs

                               under the banana.

 

                             

 

                              Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb

                               toward the banana.

                             

                              You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.  After a

                               while, another monkey makes an attempt.  As soon as he touches the stairs,

                               you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.

                             

                              Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the

                               stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

                             

                              Now, put away the cold water.  Remove one monkey from the

                               cage and replace it with a new monkey.  The new monkey sees the banana and

                              attempts to climb the stairs.  To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat

                              the crap out of him.  After another attempt and attack, he knows that if

                              he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

                             

                              Next, remove another of the original four monkeys,

                               replacing it with a new monkey.  The newcomer goes to the stairs and is

                              attacked.  The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with

                              enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team."

                             

                              Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey,

                               followed by the fourth.  Every time the

                              newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

                             

                              Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why

                              they were not permitted to climb the stairs.

                             

                              Neither do they know why they are participating in the

                               beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys,

                               none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.

 

                             

                              Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the

                               stairway for the Banana.

                             

                              Why, you ask?  Because in their minds, that is the way it

                               has always been!

                             

                              This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this Is

                               why from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME

                               TIME!

                             

                              DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to monkeys.***

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4 hours ago, SmittyMHS said:

                              Psychology                      

 

                              You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside

                               the cage you hang a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs

                               under the banana.

 

                             

 

                              Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb

                               toward the banana.

                             

                              You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.  After a

                               while, another monkey makes an attempt.  As soon as he touches the stairs,

                               you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.

                             

                              Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the

                               stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

                             

                              Now, put away the cold water.  Remove one monkey from the

                               cage and replace it with a new monkey.  The new monkey sees the banana and

                              attempts to climb the stairs.  To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat

                              the crap out of him.  After another attempt and attack, he knows that if

                              he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

                             

                              Next, remove another of the original four monkeys,

                               replacing it with a new monkey.  The newcomer goes to the stairs and is

                              attacked.  The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with

                              enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team."

                             

                              Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey,

                               followed by the fourth.  Every time the

                              newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

                             

                              Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why

                              they were not permitted to climb the stairs.

                             

                              Neither do they know why they are participating in the

                               beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys,

                               none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.

 

                             

                              Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the

                               stairway for the Banana.

                             

                              Why, you ask?  Because in their minds, that is the way it

                               has always been!

                             

                              This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this Is

                               why from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME

                               TIME!

                             

                              DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to monkeys.***

I nearly peed my pants reading that. Awesome, and SO truthful!!!

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ive hit far worse

 

There's an old story that Mickey and the boys, when they would get in slumps at the plate would find the biggest woman they could find to have a go. They called them "slumpbusters" they said it worked every time...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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