Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
My NJ Retail License was sent, certified, to my office. I am not there often and the carrier did not know who I am and/or where the mail was supposed to go. It got sent back to NJSP.
I spent most of Monday sorting out my mail situation. I did get to meet the carrier and she seems very nice and willing to help in any way she can. Additionally the building manager assigned me a PO box that is a more direct link to me (I didn't know it was an option). So hopefully that will be all sorted out now. I also have working internet, which is good. It's just this damn retail license...