Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
JISCO ial was instrumental in polluting the aquifer in South Brunswick and Monroe Townships, NJ during the 70s. The company was illegally dumpling cancer causing chemicals for decades which finally leached into the water supply. There is so much more that lead up to this than the statement above.
People became sick even died. Well water turned to a brown rust color and carried an unimaginable stench. Don Jones decided to take the money, screw people and the environment. The JISCO landfill is listed as one of the most polluted super fund sites in the state. In Our Water documentary tells it from the beginning. Watch it and know, Don Jones made the choice to line his pockets and this was the outcome.
Look deeper, things like this don’t happen overnight. I know, I lived it and that sadly, it took the EPA 40 years to close that property down. Finally my father has peace.
Kaler, Kordus and Cecenti families.
Many thanks to Meg Switzgable.
I had a UPS driver who didn't ring the doorbell for a prepaid pickup. I called customer service who said it would cost me another fee to pick up the item. I asked for a supervisor and was told they don't do that. Then I asked for the reps name and she hung up on me. Worst service I ever had at any company. My wife was laughing while listening in cause it was like a sitcom episode.