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Dating in 1958



You need to be able to remember the era to appreciate this.. 

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. 

He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. 

"Oh, probably go dancing, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..." 

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. 

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous. 

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" 

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. 

"Have fun, kids", the mother said as they left. 

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. 


It's The    TWIST , Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. 

"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!"  

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Corvette vs Capitalism

 

The Corvette.   A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he had just bought and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy this car could've fed thousands of less fortunate people. His response to this man made him famous on the internet.

READ his story as stated on Facebook below:

 

 

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said, "I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.

I replied I am not sure;

it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,

it fed the people who make the tires,

it fed the people who made the components that went into it,

it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,

it fed people in Decatur IL. at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.

It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer

and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don't know how many people it fed.

That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.

When you buy something, you put money in people's pockets and give them dignity for their skills.

When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth.

Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for.

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