Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
No, file for an appeal before ANYTHING.
It will be determined at court that you have not be convicted of anything..
Then get your arrest record expunged so you dont deal with this again. Not sure you can get the DV complaint expunged tho...
Interesting about Adco. I’ve used them for many years and never had an issue. Really only for compliance work, pin/weld muzzle devices though.
I’ll keep that in mind, although I seriously doubt I’ll need any compliance work done EVER again.
Thanks for the reference Brucin, I just gave them a call but they are closed on the weekend (google lied). I'll reach out on Monday. If anyone else has recommendations for lawyers in the Passaic County area I would greatly appreciate it.