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16 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

Hot water?? I think blue, shit filled water is more like it! 

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sorry I calculated Bloomies 60 billion dollar net worth, not 500 million he spent (actually heard it was around $700 mil.

The answer to that one is $1.52 per person.


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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No,"said her husband.She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. 

  She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty dollars all crumpled up? 

  "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. 

  She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. 

  "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?" 

He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation. 

She said, "Check the garage."

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