Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
I've been playing close attention to all this since 2008 when we relaunched our shooting activities. Personally I think this is worse than 2012.
And I definitely remember the 2012 increase in gun sales, but not 8 million + in three months.
All that is going to do is to move the crowd from the safety of the DMV parking lot to the streets and highways, this will be causing accidents with out a doubt. will also now require a ton of OT for the cops that will have to direct traffic and chase the peasants away.
Mark my words, there will be horror story's Monday morning. listen to 101.5 for the play by play.
this ass hole has to be the most incompetent governor that has ever been elected to office, maybe that kook in Michigan is .01% more.