Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
I’m not sure why it won’t let me upload pictures, I will revisit the ad as soon as I resolve the issue. Or if you would like I can send high quality pictures via text.
the fire arm is in near, if not perfect condition. I was in a kick for a little bit and acquired a few nice pieces. I have now started new hobbies and would like to free up some funds.
comes with everything it has from original purchase, two magazines, soft case and target from the factory.
im located in northern nj, and can bring to a FFL of your choice in Sussex or warren county.
i have never sold a gun, so I’m not all too sure what you need to bring to the dealer, permit is needed definitely.
i would like to get $3500 which I feel is a very good deal for both parties.
first person to say I’ll take it gets it.