Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
This is unbelievable...if arms and ammunition is so much in demand why is this?
Fox just reported the warehouse had 2800 tons of ammonium nitrate.
I'm not an explosives expert but do know that ammonium nitrate is about 40% as effective as TNT. You also need a smaller charge of high level explosive to set ammonium nitrate off.
Looks like Iran and their pals of the Hezbollah are going tru a patch of bad luck. I would guess the US and Israel are cleaning up just in case Biden wins and we go back to shipping them plane loads of cash just like in the old days.