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24 minutes ago, Handyman said:

Not to be a party pooper, but I think that's William Penn. 

And right you are! I didn't do that meme, and I didn't really think about it. But yes that's William Penn.

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12 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

And right you are! I didn't do that meme, and I didn't really think about it. But yes that's William Penn.

I'd like to think that if that was a statue of Ben, he would have devised some mechanism by which vandals would either have manure dumped on them, or would have been electrocuted.

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