Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
WTS: Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum/44 S&W Special with ammo purchase option
Includes rifle, manual, original box and lock. Rifle is in excellent/like new condition.
10-shot tubular magazine
Lever action; side ejection; hammer block safety
American black walnut straight-grip stock; cut checkering; rubber rifle butt pad; swivel studs
20” barrel with deep-cut Ballard-type rifling (6 grooves)
1:38” twist rate
Adjustable semi-buckhorn folding rear sight, ramp front sight with brass bead and Wide-Scan hood. Solid-top receiver tapped for scope mount.
38 1/2" long
13 3/8” length of pull
6 1/2 lbs. approximate weight
Extremely low round count (22 rounds)
Parachute cord wrapped lever (Rifle only) $600.00 cash
Transfer thru my local Morris County FFL. FID and matching DL required. Buyer responsible for transfer fees.
Ammo option: The buyer of this rifle has the option to also purchase the factory ammo listed below at the same time the rifle is purchased. If the rifle buyer does not buy the ammo or the rifle does not sell, I will make a separate post offering the ammo to others. FID and matching DL required.
.44 Magnum Factory loads Rounds
Hornady Leverevolution 225 gr. FTX 5 boxes of 20 100
Fiocchi 44A500 240 gr. JSP 2 boxes of 50 100
PMC 44D 240 gr. TCSP 1 boxes of 25 + 3 28
CCI Shotshells 10 rounds 10
Total 238 Rounds (Ammo only) $175.00 Cash
Free, 1 box of 22 once fired PMC brass.
The first to post “I’ll take it” wins the sale then followed by PM to confirm. Please indicate if you want to purchase the rifle only or the rifle and ammo.