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Cats have an instinctive fear of snakes and the shape of the cucumber is close enough to a snake to generate a fear reaction. It may be funny to us but the cat victims of this prank would not agree.

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OMG what a disaster!!! It should not be the right protesting in DC it should be the left to retract their vote!!! If they jave any friggin brain cells left!!

 This friggib IDIOT is what we have as POTUS???? where are the 3 assholes from the left???  CRICKETS!!!

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You may not understand this unless you have studied Physics, but do not be dissuaded and please continue to read to the end

Here’s the math....
   

 

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Here’s the explanation:  

 

 

 

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Here’s the Illustration:  

 

 

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Here’s the Practical Demonstration:  

 

 

 

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And that's your Physics Lesson for Today.

[Now imagine if this is how they started teaching us Physics way back in High School; I'm sure there would be a couple of 'Nobel Prizes' among us !].

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Permit me to assist in the translation. I'll send you my invoice. :icon_mrgreen:

You may not understand this unless you have studied Physics, but do not be dissuaded and please continue to read to the end

Here’s the math....
   

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Here’s the explanation:    

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Here’s the Illustration:  

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Here’s the Practical Demonstration:

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And that's your Physics Lesson for Today.

Now imagine if this is how they started teaching us Physics way back in High School; I'm sure there would be a couple of 'Nobel Prizes' among us!

For some reason I can't delete the following images from this post. But who cares?

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At 7:15 Monday the server where these URLs are hosted is down. So they're not showing up. I'll check when the server is back up.

Tuesday 9:00 AM: It's back up.

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