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My in-laws are visiting from Commiefornia. The Father in Law asks me when my wife and I are going to get the "Fauci Ouchie" (he called it that with a huge smile on his face like it's some cute, endearing name for it).

I replied, "We haven't decided yet. But we're likely going to wait a few years for the current animal testing trials to be completely successful."

He scowled at me and said, "What animal testing trials?!"

I pointed across the table at him and his wife.

That did not go over too well, but at least I enjoyed the rest of my dinner.


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