Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
I've been looking for a KSG shotgun for a while now and since the pandemic and our fearless leader have screwed up the country I've been trying to find one for a reasonable price ($800-$900). I've found a few websites that periodically have them in stock but when I try to make the purchase they won't ship to NJ. Its so frustrating! Does anyone either know a way around this or could you recommend a good shop/website that has a decent deal and will ship to NJ? Thank you guys and good luck out there!
I don't think Ciatterelli really wants to be the Governor.
He admit's it when at one point in the debate when he says he really doesn't want to be the Governor unlese the people of NJ give him a Republican legislature. When was the last time the NJ legislature was majority Republican? 1940s or early 50s?
Missouri Gov. Mike Parson will sign newly passed legislation that would ban state law enforcement agencies from enforcing new federal gun laws following proposed rulemaking from the Biden administration to regulate firearms with stabilizing braces.