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Shamelessly stolen from one of the pilot boards:

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government. 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people. 

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us, “Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  

Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

This ends today's lesson in irony....

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5 hours ago, 10X said:

Shamelessly stolen from one of the pilot boards:

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government. 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people. 

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us, “Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  

Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

This ends today's lesson in irony....

Forgot to ad the new 2 million ILLEGALS that will be on snap!!!

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THIS IS MY KIND OF CUSTOMER SERVICE

 
 

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GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian Nation, land of the free and       BECAUSE       of the brave.

 

How may I help you

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Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak       English.

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