Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Typical democrat behavior.
Murphy almost gets bounced out on his ass and less than a month later he gives a big middle finger to half of N.J. and is right back to pushing the Leftist/Commie party line.
If anyone's curious, I picked up some A-Zoom snap caps in 9mm, 357 Magnum and 223 Remington.
So far, they seem alright! They have a satisfying metallic "feel" while still being obviously fake (especially the blue 223 I got).
I used three 357s in my revolver and used the other 3 as a control group. After going through them about 20 times, the primer caps are indistinguishable from the unused ones. Have to say, snap caps work very nicely in a revolver since it doesn't have to cycle
The 223 cycle and eject properly. So far so good!