Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
They fill 'em all the time. Especially boat tanks. I wouldn't bring the drum to the gas station, off loading it would be a mutherfuker. I'd just make a few trips with three or four 5gal containers and fill it where it would be stored. There may be fire codes about having tanks at home larger than X, but I have a place off property to store it.
try filling 6x five gallon cans twice a week, a 30 gallon dump truck and two 25 gallon pickup trucks.
We are loosing lawns every month because of the price increases. Whatever are we going to do with the illegal immigrants doing the jobs that nobody wants to do, that nobody wants done anymore. Last year we lost three lawns to robots.