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3 hours ago, Downtownv said:

Or this one

Maria Piacesi speaks out about how Joe Biden pinched her nipple when she was 8 years old. Maria is the niece of Montana Senator Steve Daines.




Joe is a pervert who should be in jail with his depraved son. 

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9 hours ago, 10X said:


Yeah, I know I just posted this in the Joe Biden thread...but I'm kinda proud of this one and thought I'd give it a wider audience!




              Let Go, Brandon!

Strange!  For some reason, the poor girl looks uncomfortable!:dontknow:

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It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The professor  showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor asked the students : This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction, do you agree?

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

"Sir, why don't you change the female rat? This one might be his wife!"

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said "You got an A."




Political spin

How the Government spins their bullshit !!



Judy Wallman Biden, a professional genealogy researcher in South Dakota, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that President Joe Biden’s great, great uncle, Remus Biden, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Texas in 1889. Both Judy and President Biden share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Galveston, Texas. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: "Remus Biden horse thief, sent to Galveston State Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Galveston & Southern Flyer six times. Caught by Texas Rangers detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."
So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus and a few days ago President Biden's staff sent this response back:



Remus Biden was a famous cowboy in Texas in the 1880s. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Galveston & Southern railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Texas Rangers. In 1889, Remus passed away suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.


Now THAT, Kids, is how it's done in politics!



Oh c'mon..... you knew this would be funny half way through

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