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The sad state of America today…
Evil unleashed.  
 Critical things to think about in 2022. 

I never dreamed that I would have to face the prospect of not living 
in the United States of America, at least not the one I have known all 
my life.  I have never wished to live anywhere else.  This is my home 
and I was privileged to be born here.     But today I woke up and as I 
had my morning coffee, I realized that everything is changing for the 
worse.  No matter how I vote, no matter what I say, no matter how much
I pray, something evil has invaded our nation, and our lives are never 
going to be the same.  I have been confused by the hostility of family 
and friends.  I look at people I have known all my life--so 
hate-filled that they agree with opinions they would never express as 
their own.  I think that I may well have entered the Twilight Zone. 
We have become a nation that has lost its collective mind! 

You can't justify this insanity: 

If a guy pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. 

Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans 
are in America. 

Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our 
elections are good. 

We must have official identification to do just about everything but VOTE.

Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. 

People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to 
people who have never been slaves. 

People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college 
students who took out huge loans for their degrees. 

Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better 
be able to prove your dog is vaccinated. 

Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate to the US 
must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang 
member or terrorist who jumps the southern fence is welcome. 

$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for 
“free” health care is not. 

If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to 
get into the country you go to college for free. 

If you cheat in an election nothing happens to you, but if you point 
out the mathematical errors of that election you are a conspiracy 
theorist & disdained. 

People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President. 

We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems 
like a great plan for us. 

Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they 
were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are 
doing right now. 

Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping 
them is bad because it's a violation of their rights. 

And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?! 

Nothing makes sense anymore - no values, no morals, and no civility. 
People are dying of a Chinese virus, but it's racist to refer to it as 
Chinese even though it began in China. 

We are clearly living in an upside-down world where right is wrong and 
wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where 
good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong but 
killing unborn babies is okay ! 

Wake up America, the great unsinkable ship Titanic America has hit an 
iceberg, it's taking on water, and is sinking fast. We Americans are 
drowning.  Speak up while you still have breath and a voice for soon 
you will have neither if you don't! 
Feel Free to Steal this: Cannot be sent to enough people...
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