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1 hour ago, 15636215 said:

you can have pelosi!!!

Scotty: "That's the 64-thousand-dollar question; what do you do with a vegetable?"

Nikki: "Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it..."

The Thing From Another World

45Doll: "Still unpalatable."

 

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1 hour ago, 45Doll said:

Scotty: "That's the 64-thousand-dollar question; what do you do with a vegetable?"

Nikki: "Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it..."

The Thing From Another World

45Doll: "Still unpalatable."

 

That's just a rotten piece pf produce

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20 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

Does anyone think AOC  or Omar wouldn't be wild between the sheets? Asking for a friend....

This consideration has not ever, and will not ever, receive my attention.

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1 minute ago, Downtownv said:

Oh so you need a mind experience vs a physical one?

I suppose I do. I know there's a dividing line there somewhere, but those two are nowhere close to crossing it.

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3 hours ago, Downtownv said:

Does anyone think AOC  or Omar wouldn't be wild between the sheets? Asking for a friend....

If you were a real friend you'd convince your "friend" to never wonder about that ever again.  Tell him he should have some pride...

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7 hours ago, 15636215 said:

 

I really wanna know if places like 11'8" bridge make more money from fines/youtube ad revenue than what it costs to pay a structural engineer, inspector, police, repair crew, etc for what is apparently something that happens almost weekly (from another video I've seen, I seem to remember like 48 incidents in a year). Or paying one time to "lower" the road a few inches over say 150-200'.

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