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29 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

So the Tabasco didn't help? :icon_twisted:

Oh hell no. 

23 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

Tex, you've been in Jersey toooooo long!

I moved out of NJ 7 months ago. Back in Texas when I belong. 

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1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Oh hell no. 

I moved out of NJ 7 months ago. Back in Texas when I belong. 

Crap, now i got to go to visit you for good brisket?

Congrats on your escape.

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On 5/5/2022 at 6:04 PM, 10X said:

Or like a crusty old baseball mitt, after years of being subjected to oils, spit, and sweat.

Much better analogy. 

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On 5/5/2022 at 10:06 AM, 45Doll said:

I'm not going to start a thread on this, so I'll put it here. It's a Mystery of Life?

There Is NO WAY They Squeezed Kim Kardashian's Junk in the Trunk into Marilyn Monroe's Dress – PJ Media

Went looking for a new commode and came across the "Kardashian".


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