Daily humor thread

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24 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

 

Fukin Priceless.   

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1 hour ago, Downtownv said:

 

Karma and gravity are a bitch.

[Displaced Texan 8,898]

Meanwhile, in Texas…

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6 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Meanwhile, in Texas…

Is this in your yard Tex??? Some good eaten out there! You know when those store shelves are empty there are ribs, possum stew, and raccoon burgers!

[Displaced Texan 8,898]

Lmao! 

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On 5/16/2022 at 6:06 PM, Downtownv said:

 

That was freaking hilarious! 

[Displaced Texan 8,898]

Lmao! 

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Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman
were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 
'Your Eminence'." 

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'.” 
 
Since the lone Catholic woman was
sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, I have a daughter

When she walks into a room, people say,
“JESUS!"
 

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What's good for the goose...

For embellishment...

The Last Frontier of Justice-Oriented Body Positivity (freebeacon.com)

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12 minutes ago, NJ_Dude said:

 

Ok that’s funny as hell!

[Fred2 323]

On 5/22/2022 at 11:30 PM, Displaced Texan said:

That looks like it was for real!

https://thehistoryace.com/the-amount-of-hours-medieval-peasants-worked-per-week/

 

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17 hours ago, Downtownv said:

And Magically a locked school door was propped open.

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I think our cats have the same vision.

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