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6 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Meanwhile, in Texas…


Is this in your yard Tex??? Some good eaten out there! You know when those store shelves are empty there are ribs, possum stew, and raccoon burgers!

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Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman
were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 
'Your Eminence'." 

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'.” 
Since the lone Catholic woman was
sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, I have a daughter


When she walks into a room, people say,


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