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Harland Williams appeared on Gutfeld!, and following a viewing of an interview with Gweneth Paltrow he remarked:

"Listen I bought Gweneth's candle. You know, the one that smells like her V-J-J? Well after I burned it that's what my whole house smelled like. I had to douche my curtains. And if that wasn't bad enough my attic got a yeast infection. I had to buy a Brad Pitt penis candle to kind of balance it all out."

Note: not an exact quote, but I definitely captured the essence. Of the joke, not the candle.

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