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Paddy has a broken leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says "How you doin, mate?"

Paddy says "Ok, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing!"

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying on the bed.

He says "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say "Get away with ya, we don't believe you."

Mick says "I can prove it." and shouts downstairs. "Hey Paddy, Both of 'em?"

Paddy shouts back "Of course both of 'em you dumb git. What's the point of focking one?"

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