Daily humor thread

[silverado427 10,679]

[silverado427 10,679]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

https://bigtexoutdoors.com/products/tactical-pocket-sand-4oz?variant=11863991367

 

[Cereza 106]

https://bigtexoutdoors.com/products/tactical-pocket-sand-4oz?variant=11863991367

 

 

 

D'oh. I see now you put the link above the video...{need more coffee}... awesome find.

[High Exposure 5,661]

Also works well when paired with your favorite Uncle Mikes, Fobus or Serpa holster.

:rofl:

 

This is the best part:

Endorsed by many reputable tactical instructors and figures such as:

 

-Instructor Zero

-Rusty Shackleford

-Ignoramus Pizza

-Gecko45

-Dallas Lloyd

-Lucien Black

-Sunny Puzikas

-That guy at the gun store who is a SEAL/ Ranger/ Delta Force/ RECON sniper/ Green Barrett that served in 'Nam and WW II and has over 2,000 un-confirmed kills but it's probably more since he lost track after 2,000.

-Many more.

:rofl:

[Purple Patrick 638]

I prefer the tactical bag of dicks. Just pull one out and anyone would run.

 

http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-dicks-p/skd.808.htm

 

I might actually get this for a grab bag party

 

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[High Exposure 5,661]

I prefer the tactical bag of dicks. Just pull one out and anyone would run.

 

http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-dicks-p/skd.808.htm

 

I might actually get this for a grab bag party

 

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I thought that link was going to be this:

[jm1827 284]

I thought that link was going to be this:

 

I could use that...just saying!

[JohnnyB 4,322]

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[Purple Patrick 638]

Nothing funny there. I'd rock that with this holster

 

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[silverado427 10,679]

[Handyman 5,682]

Is that a check helicopter pumpkin?

 

 

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[Purple Patrick 638]

Just picked one of these up. Communism intensifies

 

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[PK90 3,570]

Is that a check helicopter pumpkin?

 

 

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[Zeke 5,504]

Just picked one of these up. Communism intensifies

 

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Um, not funny

[Zeke 5,504]

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He funny. It went right over your head....

[SmittyMHS 603]

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary
school in New York to talk about the world...

After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.

"Kenny," he says.

"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says.

 "First --what happened in Benghazi?

 "Second -- why would you run for president if you are
not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

"Third -- what happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary tells the students
that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary
says,

"Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
question?” A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"Johnny," he says.

"What is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- what happened in Benghazi?

"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

 "Third -- whatever happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?

"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 21 minutes early?

"And, fifth -- where's Kenny?”

[njJoniGuy 2,131]

And the answers are:

 

First: At this point, what difference does it make?

Second: Because it's MY turn

Third: At this point, what difference does it make?

Fourth: Donald did it

Fifth: I don't recall

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[silverado427 10,679]

 

Nice one.

[silverado427 10,679]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[High Exposure 5,661]

Lump lingered last in line for brains

And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane

 

Outstanding!

[Bighungry618 450]

Lump lingered last in line for brains

And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane

 

Outstanding!

 

 

Great...now "She's lump, She's lump, She's in my head"...thanks for that.

[Krdshrk 3,877]

I had to listen to it again too..

[silverado427 10,679]

LMFAO

 

[SuRrEaLNJ 294]

Now thats a campaign i can get behind!

 

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