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We buy the majority of our oil from Canda, Mexico and Venzuela. We could drill until the Arctic runs black and these fuckers would still be rolling in dividends because of Europe, China and India. It also wouldn't affect the price of oil one bit since it is a globally traded commodity. Oil independence is a farce. The only energy independence would be a domestic renewable source and that won't happen until long after we on this forum are worm food.

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We buy the majority of our oil from Canda, Mexico and Venzuela. We could drill until the Arctic runs black and these fuckers would still be rolling in dividends because of Europe, China and India. It also wouldn't affect the price of oil one bit since it is a globally traded commodity. Oil independence is a farce. The only energy independence would be a domestic renewable source and that won't happen until long after we on this forum are worm food.

 

China is the new US for these jokers.

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no, there can't be any women there. because women aren't allowed to be unchaperoned amongst men who are not their husbands or immediate family. There must be a separate reception for the ladies and kids. no unmarried men or non-relations allowed.

 

Also, if they were "homos"...the other guests wouldn't be shooting into the air. they'd be executing the groomsmen.

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no, there can't be any women there. because women aren't allowed to be unchaperoned amongst men who are not their husbands or immediate family. There must be a separate reception for the ladies and kids. no unmarried men or non-relations allowed.

 

Also, if they were "homos"...the other guests wouldn't be shooting into the air. they'd be executing the groomsmen.

 

ok i get it now, the gun fire is to warn all the livestock in the area that the batchler party is over.

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It might take 500 years, but someday these folks will run out of oil and then they will be back to living like the Flintstones.

 

Can't happen soon enough for me...

 

Or maybe they'll be fine upstanding people. Remember that 400 years ago we were burning people alive or drowning them to see if they were witches, or how about stoning women who had an affair? Our past is not exactly unblemished.

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