njJoniGuy 2,129 Posted November 7, 2012 Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers. Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies. Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StriderTB 10 Posted November 7, 2012 I think I got dumber reading this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUTGERS95 889 Posted November 7, 2012 It's brilliant actually......has history, present issues and future state as well well done Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackOps Badger 52 Posted November 7, 2012 I think I got dumber reading this post. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted November 8, 2012 It's slightly more eloquent than Donald Trump's tweets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soju 153 Posted November 8, 2012 It does highlight on a very important phenomenon that has been taking place recently. That is of the increase in theft of Chevy Volts, particularly for use as a get-a-way vehicle. I'd be very interested in hearing more about what happened with the Volt after they were arrested. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites