Jump to content
mipafox

Fat People on the Plane

Recommended Posts

Wow. I must say that I'm somewhat surprised at the amount of disrespect being shown just because of someone being overweight. I wonder want the tone of the topic might be if I started a thread about black people sitting next to me or maybe some gay guy that had the nerve to book a seat next to me or don't forget that Catholic that may sit next to me trying to convert me by wishing me a blessed day or

 

1) I don't care if they are fat as long as their fat stays out of the seat I paid for.

2) As long as they don't take up my room, I don't care anything else about them.

 

The difference is that the fat guy is taking something I bought from me, aka, my seat room. He is stealing from me with his fat.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It would'nt bother me if a black or gay man sat next to me. I wouldn't want some smelly hippie there though. They can't afford a plane ticket anyway so it's a non issue. I won't allow a gay bartender to put a lime in my Corona. I'll order another brand.

 

 

 

I had a rather dain brammaged hippie flying in the seat next to me from here to Cali.  He wanted a glass of wine but had no credit card so I paid.  Then he wanted food and he insisted giving me cash so I took it.

 

So after about an hour in the air he says to me, "We're going to land in about half an hour, right?"

 

I respond, "What? We've only been in the air for about an hour."

 

He says, "But the pilot said we are landing at 3:00 PM.

 

 

Facepalm

 

 

After departing from the East coast with an hour in the air, how can you believe you are about to land in Cali?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Years ago I drove to Florida to visit family and I was coorced into giving a hippie a ride. He had no money, stunk, long hair, no job, vegan, you know the deal. All he had with him was a mandolin. No joke. Modern day waste product. After I dropped him I had to drive for an hour with the windows down to get the smell out.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I flew many years ago sitting next to a Jonestown tourist who regaled me with detailed descriptions and pictures of the bloated bodies of the victims. Our next meal was even more disappointing than usual.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I flew many years ago sitting next to a Jonestown tourist who regaled me with detailed descriptions and pictures of the bloated bodies of the victims. Our next meal was even more disappointing than usual.

 

 

 

 

I worked with a man that stumbled upon the place about a week or so "before" on his way south. And then detoured his return trip to stop back there a couple weeks later.

 

He didn't die there, and he didn't die with me a decade or so later, but he died some time back in a car crash. Like many do.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...