diamondd817 823 Posted September 3, 2013 I was in PA this weekend. Stopped in a firework store and bought some sunflowers and jumping jacks. While I was there I was looking up NJ firework laws. Come to find out they are as ridiculous as our gun laws. Got me thinking of a new state motto for us - "NJ-We Will Protect You From Yourself".... Any other ideas? Maybe we can submit the best one to the governors office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djg0770 481 Posted September 3, 2013 You know the phrase NJ The Garden State? It's been changed - NJ, The You're F*cked State Or the old slogan NJ and You, Perfect Together - now NJ and Criminals, Perfect Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RecessedFilter 222 Posted September 3, 2013 I know typical jumping jacks but sunflowers? Care to explain? I usually get a bunch of jacks, roman candles and mortars when I stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickySantoro 211 Posted September 3, 2013 Any other ideas? To the tune of "Pretty Baby" If your mother had a baby and it didn't have a d***, Jersey P***y. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SgtToadette 59 Posted September 3, 2013 I've always been a fan of NJ: Home of the Fun Police. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diamondd817 823 Posted September 3, 2013 I know typical jumping jacks but sunflowers? Care to explain? I usually get a bunch of jacks, roman candles and mortars when I stop. Its for the children. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred2 367 Posted September 3, 2013 PA had a slogan "America Starts Here" we could be "America Stops Here" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eff P 0 Posted September 3, 2013 New Jersey: Everything is illegal unless you have permission. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SgtToadette 59 Posted September 3, 2013 PA had a slogan "America Starts Here" we could be "America Stops Here" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcbethr 42 Posted September 3, 2013 How about: New Jersey: It's so damn expensive to live here, so you might as well just visit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howard 538 Posted September 3, 2013 New Jersey, the Gateway state - gateway from oppression to Free America. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10X 3,278 Posted September 3, 2013 The mission statement for state government here is, I believe, "We're not happy until you're not happy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted September 3, 2013 New Jersey Are you sure you want to do this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millsan1 3 Posted September 3, 2013 NJ is the safest state, because everything is illegal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sell682 1 Posted September 3, 2013 Welcome to New Jersey , leave you rights behind before entering Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arbelest 29 Posted September 3, 2013 PA had a slogan "America Starts Here" we could be "America Stops Here" That's a good one. NJ, Where you pay to leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Grunt 44 Posted September 3, 2013 New Jersey, get out while you still can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot 358 Posted September 3, 2013 Abandon hope all ye who enter here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeyjones 88 Posted September 3, 2013 Welcome to New Jersey , leave you rights behind before entering Abandon hope all ye who enter here... Nj is the 10th circle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silverado427 10,554 Posted September 3, 2013 NJ We have more government workers per square mile, Then any other state in USA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damjan 73 Posted September 3, 2013 NJ : More Taxation Without Representation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djg0770 481 Posted September 3, 2013 NJ: The laws are what WE SAY the laws are, not how any logical human being might read them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Motofan 10 Posted September 3, 2013 NJ, if your having fun...Your bound to be breaking a law ! or about to be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heaterbob 53 Posted September 3, 2013 come on vacation, leave on probation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slapmypc 0 Posted September 3, 2013 New Jersey - BOHICA! Bend Over, Here It Comes Again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deerpark 83 Posted September 3, 2013 "NJ, it effing blows". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred2 367 Posted September 4, 2013 come on vacation, leave on probation That's a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diamondd817 823 Posted September 4, 2013 NJ We have more government workers per square mile, Then any other state in USA. Disgusting, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halbautomatisch 60 Posted September 4, 2013 NJ: It's all about total control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pythagoras 2 Posted September 4, 2013 New Jersey: We know what's best for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites