weekend_junkie 129 Posted August 19, 2015 What am I even reading? This is why we can't have nice things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrg455 6 Posted August 19, 2015 I think this is how Bernie Madoff started out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulnj088 9 Posted August 19, 2015 15 people living in one house? What nationality are you? :laugh: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leahcim 673 Posted August 19, 2015 This is the best thread I have read in awhile! Walkie-talkies? Seriously??? Let's maybe get a few crystal sets and some CB radios while we're at it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoNRA 12 Posted August 19, 2015 if everyone replying here was in on it we'd be set found a cool 1 but not enough parking. http://www.realcentralnj.com/idx/mls-6557975-1521_old_trenton_rd_west_windsor_nj_08550 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoNRA 12 Posted August 19, 2015 Although 90 guns in 1 house might seem a bit extreme Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyB 4,289 Posted August 19, 2015 Are we on Candid Camera???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoNRA 12 Posted August 19, 2015 Thinking after 20 years of paying into the houses you can have a pretty sweet retirement in increments, probably 1-2k a month plus a house of your own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PK90 3,569 Posted August 19, 2015 After 20 years, you better have your own house and be pulling in $5k per month. It's called "hard work". Sent from an undisclosed location. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10X 3,278 Posted August 19, 2015 if everyone replying here was in on it we'd be set found a cool 1 but not enough parking. http://www.realcentralnj.com/idx/mls-6557975-1521_old_trenton_rd_west_windsor_nj_08550 Four bedrooms AND two baths? The 15 people you want to sign on should be lining up just as quickly as the banks who can't wait to finance the venture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted August 19, 2015 You're doing it wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
W2MC 1,699 Posted August 19, 2015 Why didn't you just say "commune"? It's all clear to me now. Just be careful when they come out with the pot of cool-aide... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AverageJoe 95 Posted August 19, 2015 if everyone replying here was in on it we'd be set found a cool 1 but not enough parking. http://www.realcentralnj.com/idx/mls-6557975-1521_old_trenton_rd_west_windsor_nj_08550 Property Not Found Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin125 4,772 Posted August 19, 2015 After 20 years, you better have your own house and be pulling in $5k per month. It's called "hard work". Sent from an undisclosed location. Minimum.... bare minimum.... For NJ anyway.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin125 4,772 Posted August 19, 2015 Although 90 guns in 1 house might seem a bit extreme Ok.. I'll just bring 30..... let's see... that's 15.... times 45 ..... carry the seven.... minus 12 percent... right...... 248 guns.... cool. This house should really be in Waco.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin125 4,772 Posted August 19, 2015 Thinking after 20 years of paying into the houses you can have a pretty sweet retirement in increments, probably 1-2k a month plus a house of your own. But seriously... If you're for real.... you've got too many people involved that actually would live there. Way too many potential problems when that many people are involved. What happens when one guy says he won't agree to sell? Just do it as an investment property with a few people living there as renters... 4 to 6. Charge rent that makes you money and fix the place up then flip it in two or five years. You're in charge. No partners. Do this .. TIMES 10..... as you're able to handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob0115 1,105 Posted August 19, 2015 What happens if I get sick and clog one of the two toilets? Hmmm....do you really expect life circumstances wouldn't change over that long term horizon? What if someone got married, does she become the community wife? What about wailing kids? Take your 1k and 500 / month and invest in an index fund, you'll have a better return over the long term, lower volatility, less chance for a fist fight with one of your 14 room mates over the shampoo. I think you gotta a buy a boarding house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leahcim 673 Posted August 19, 2015 If you want real-estate exposure, buy a REIT--but it will be a lot less interesting than a 4-bedroom/2Ba home with 15 resident owners. If you can get a reality show contract with TLC or A&E then I might be interested. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barms 98 Posted August 19, 2015 "Which one of you 14 dickeads ate my Elios Pizza?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted August 19, 2015 Year 2, Day 12 - Things are getting worse. All but one of the other 14 are conspiring against me at this point. They seem to believe my story about the mold remediation in the basement. Nobody has mentioned the hooks and nobody saw the 4 chest freezers I moved in while they were all at their little softball game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin125 4,772 Posted August 20, 2015 LMAO..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
s8n 14 Posted August 20, 2015 Who left the pubes on the soap??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrg455 6 Posted August 20, 2015 I'm not too worried about my private space, I just want to make sure my 6 dogs, 5 cats, 2 otters and baby alligator have their own area in the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luke_WO 11 Posted August 20, 2015 I think this is how the Albanians in "Taken" started out - next thing you know they were trafficking teenagers and getting killed by Liam Neeson. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoNRA 12 Posted August 20, 2015 After a while could buy some test tube kids and pass it down to them when their older, keep your keys I guess to pass down. Having your own place, let them get in at 21 or so.... probably be a waiting list since you would make it traditional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PD2K 115 Posted August 20, 2015 I have a Nigerian politician uncle that may be interested in this scam...err...investment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MartyZ 691 Posted August 20, 2015 damn, I can just imagine Taco Bell night. I hope you have enough hazmat suits ready. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyB 4,289 Posted August 20, 2015 I think this is how the Albanians in "Taken" started out - next thing you know they were trafficking teenagers and getting killed by Liam Neeson. I love that movie!!! But I also love the Death Wish movies. Something about seeing the bad guys lose and the good guy win appeals to me! Probably because in real life, the opposite often is the case! Remember Bernard Goetz? (spelling)! He was the subway vigilante in NYC! The crime rate actually dropped significantly until he was caught! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
son of sam 9 Posted August 24, 2015 This isnt an investment. Its the start of a hippie commune. Multiple houses, sleep wherever you fall, we share EVERYTHING. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites